We are currently interviewing SEO experts and finding some anomalies in their reports. Some are amusing and some so ridiculous that, well, that is what prompted this post.
Engagement
One suggestion was that articles should display an image every so many words to improve user engagement. Dunno about you, but I get bored looking at the same type of stock photography on every website that I visit today. Anyway, how can a search crawler appreciate an image and tell whether it is related to the topic or not, or if it adds anything not already explained. But hey, bots can solve captcha tests, right? So perhaps they can tell that the image is a recognisable icon.
Missing Alt Tags
Why add an ALT tag to a spacer? If Google cannot tell the difference between a clear image and a photo, then how can they evaluate image content and its connection with the topic?
Modern Design
Why do so many consider that websites not using a WordPress theme look old. Yes, they might look interesting at first glance, but after a while they all start looking the same. Same old carousel header followed by info boxes in columns. Same old stock photography and icons and the info in the boxes usually nothing more than contrived nonsense to fill the space.
Yes, they are all looking the same. Whether the pros with good product are imitating the copy cats or the copy cats are imitating the pros is too difficult to tell any more. Yet the SEO experts talk about engaging content suggesting that Google can tell the difference. If so, why is it that when I encounter yet another WordPress looking site, that I know that when scrolling down the page that I will only see the same old BS.
Toxic Backlinks
I have seen lists tendered from SEO reports before that listed backlinks claimed to be toxic. But when I checked one, I found that 90% of those sites had absolutely no reference to us at all. At the time I assumed that report was fabricated to frighten us into hiring their services.
I am now looking at a list of 40,000 backlinks claimed to be toxic for us. A lot of those sites I have never even heard of, but as I have mentioned before, being in the software industry and using the PAD system which was then the industry standard for promoting products, we will have a lot of backlinks and many beyond our control. PAD files can be downloaded and their info used to review software without limitation. The fact that Google now penalises such sites and in turn penalises us for those sites recommending our product is beyond ludicrous!
Now while we have all found it difficult to get pages indexed, I have to wonder about all of the toxic links that are being reported... because on that list of 40,000 backlinks I see a lot of websites that were closed more than 10 years ago. How and why does Google store the content of dead websites when it ignores the content of the living?
I also see some sites that display our affiliate banners. If Google is penalising us for advertising the only way we can (short of paying for Adwords), do they also penalise their own affiliates and advertisers because Adwords banners are displayed on websites that by their BS reckoning have a low DA?